the idle chatterer

“did you see what gaga was wearing
when…did you hear that justin & selena
were…do you know that angelina & brad
have…how about jay-z & beyoncé with
the new…still, taylor swift she’s gonna…
then on saturday johnny’s got a…don’t
pretend like willow won’t be the next
will because…katy & russell gone splits
but…the kardashians the kardashians the
kardashians…no no, i don’t believe that
kristen stewart would ever…you know
nicky kidman’s nose isn’t…scarlett’s so
hard up for a date she…jenny from the
block she just won’t accept the fact that
she’s over the hill…yup & then there’s
tom cruise you know he’s got katie
locked up in his basement…and will
rihanna do a song with chris now after
all that happened…and the olsen twins...
megan fox getting’ her tats removed…
and you know nicki’s ass isn’t real
because do ya think do ya think do ya
think do ya think do ya think anything
else matters?”