'Keep off the grass' ..

I stuff up the entrance wi jaggy rose branches,
tryin' to keep aw them moggies shut oot.
Usin' ma garden as a kind of play pen n
squirtin their pee into places that suit.

It's no a crime.
Am no complainin.
But if a wanted ma hoose to smell of cat wee.
Ad buy ma own feline
to jump up on ma knee.

Meee aaaawwww oooo ..