Lonely Dancer

Come on and do the stumble-along,
stamp your feet to the rhythm of the song,
clap your hands: one-three-four-eight,
slide to the left with a cripple's gait.
Boogie like the booger man, shimmy like a Sheikh:
cream the mash potato, walk that cake.
Shake your duty, strut someone's stuff,
you'll get the hang of it, if you practise enough.
Do it with a partner? Do it by it yourself!
Do it in the mirror, be the coolest on the shelf.