Christmas Card

I opt to pay at the pump not the kiosk
I put my card in
I take my card out
The lights start to flash
I opt to pay at the pump not the kiosk
I put my card in
I take my card out
The lights start to flash
A Lady is telling me to try again no.3 on her tannoy
I get into my car
I reverse to the pump behind me
I opt to pay at the pump not the kiosk
This other lady comes over
Are you having difficulties?
Taking the petrol pump out of my hands
Yes I am
My mouth is dry
I really
feel like I could drink a pint of coffee
I'm exhausted
My son is ill
I really want
for the first time in a year
I really want to make trouble
I don't want the petrol pump to work
Lady no.2 is still trying
Can't she see that I
Is this how people feel before they commit something?
My card is invalid
It happens sometimes
No it doesn't it happens a lot
She disappears kindly
Christmas angel
I opt to pay at the kiosk not the pump
I fill up sulkily
All kind of spoiling
Itching
Glaring at the numbers flying past
Daring it to overfill yet knowing it can't coz there's a mechanism
I get ready to pay at last
Get ready to ruin somebody's day
There's only one lady in the kiosk
It's her
Tannoy woman
She thinks the pumps on that side are female then she changes her mind they're male
I have no idea why I'm laughing
I really want to smoke today