I Found You

I found you under my desk
Cleaning my shoes and begging for mercy
I kept you there all day
With treats and threats
And a crack of my multi-tailed feline friend
And an imperious point of my finger
As you tried to climb out

Then I heard you call my name
And I snapped back to attention
With my red face peering with sudden obsession
Into the computer screen
As you tell me what to do
In that soul destroying ordering fashion of yours

I prefer to think of you
Handcuffed to the leg of my desk
Saying that word I've never heard you say
As I accidentally tread on you with my heel
Hard