BBQ

 

Come to my Barbie Queue - said the invite - It will be ace!

 

"Surely he means 'Barbecue'," I said.

 

"No," said Gaz. "It's a Barbie Queue. I went to one the other day. It was a right laugh."

 

"What's so exciting about a queue of Barbies?"

 

"Knocking them all over like dominoes."