Bruce & Dick Enter the Cave

“Gird your loins,” said the Caped Crusader. “We’re going in.”

“But wait!,” said the Boy Wonder.

“What?”

He did up the top button of his fly. “Okay.”

The Dynamic Duo dashed into the cave. They came to an abrupt halt.

“Did you bring a torch?,” said the Dark Knight.

“Um...” said his (generally) trusty sidekick.

“Typical.”