Trainbum

> I sat on a wonky seat.

 

>> O quandary!

 

> I know!

 

>> Do you change seats, knowing that it will seem like you are passing some kind of judgement on the person you are sitting next to?

 

> Or do you, throughout the journey, suffer the indignity of knowing that each time you move, the seat will thud, giving the impression that you are some kind of train heffer, who the seats strain under the weight of?

 

>> So what did you do?

 

> I changed seats.

 

>> You are evil.