Coy and Vance

We're Coy and Vance and we replaced Bo and Luke.
When people watched us on TV, it made them puke.
Many people changed the channel when our show was on.
The once high ratings of the show were gone.
We were basically clones of Luke and Bo.
People cheered when we left the show.
We were good at fighting crime and getting out of jams.
But many people didn't care, they didn't give a damn.
People hated us and I think that was pretty low.
I'll kick your ass if you didn't watch us on the show.

(This poem was inspired by The Dukes of Hazzard TV show.)