An Elephant's Got Our Football

An elephant’s got our football,
And he just won’t give it back,
He saw we have some biscuits,
Now he says he wants the pack.

We really want our football,
But we want our biscuits too,
Perhaps he’ll have a game with us,
If we offer him a few.

That’s all the biscuits gone now,
Not one left in the tin,
He’s given back our football
And decided to join in.

This elephant’s good at football,
In fact he’s quite a laugh,
He didn’t want to go in goal,
So he’s playing centre half.

©RS2011