My Darling Snowlady, Wearing Only Fishnets

Like an icey mistress, outside she waits

Taunting and teasing, by the garden gates

With silken scarf thrown aside, she beckons me to her

Then, her hands gently cupping her breasts, turning bluer

Snowlady of the night, simply how could this be

When, if I just catch a chill, I continually pee

So tonight, the odds are against, our frozen love affair

Though, I'm stiff from the cold, in this cool winter air

An erection of ice, that would make Jack Frost blush

But, I can feel it defrosting, we really must rush

I, now standing before you, this is as good as it gets

My darling snowlady, wearing only fishnets