ABCmugged

Today or rather yesterday (We are in the middle of the night), I got my ABCTales MUG.
What preceeded the opening of the little white "expanded polystyrene" box, about 10cm x 10cm with brown tape and Royal Airmail stamped is a story of its own.
You see, I have been doing a lot of ad(di)versive resistance to the domestic political arena and my SPYSWEEPER kept telling me that my enemies where and are being eliminated slowly but surely. I think that when there only is ONE spy left I am going to be living very very dangerously. Even more so than when I supposed the little mug-box was a friggin' bomb.
You should (not)have experienced it. It would have been a good horror thingo on TV. I would gladly do the show again ..but only as playmaking.Definitely not for real.
It ended with my not being a matyr..luckily but just a fool. Even I had a snicker..but I was raging at ABCTALES. It's okay now and I have taken my mug into use.Though I appreciate it and feel okay about donating..sorta anyway, to tell the truth, I really thought my last hour had come.
I was on my way to a field out of town with my last cigaret in my pocket and the mugbox of course , in my backpack, when the coppers, my girlfriend had callen (telling them of course that I was off my rocker...she doesn't really know what or who I have been "messing" with) arrived to HELP me.
I could see, when I gave them the box they insisted on handeling ,that they did look a bit dubious. You see for some years ago, a guy in almost the same situation got blown to smithereens, not thinking about an unknown package he was politically opening.Gees...I remember and yesterday I did .Such a shit way to go. He was in his 20ies I recall. We are talking EU here.
The coppelsstones left no turn unstoned (The Pretenders...sorry). They were opening the fucking box in my kitchen and said Í oughtto come and have a look. I said it would be alone (so they didn't get blown etc etc)-.So they came into the livingroom reciting the "writing on the MUG": Everyone has a story to tell....
Dear ABCmuggers , here we have many stories, n'est pas!
I had even thrown the box in a pale of water with my mobilephone which I was sure would trigger the detonater.
That is another story about the mobile phone...you want to hear it...?
Sorry just can't go on with this story.I think I will still be "working" alone...
Sorry...if my writings have offended someone other than myself. I am still mad...and don't hardly ever wear make up Madam Cooke..sorry...am into biological, allergifree cosmetics and soap and everything as the pouch can manage...I am very allergic...this is a side remark...hm...