David Kirtley
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David Kirtley
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The 10 Favourite Sayings Of Mr Alfred Muggins (At This Moment In Time!)
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(In no particular order:) (actually there are 11 sayings here! – no matter!) Always trust a man (or a woman) if he (or she) likes marmalade! Don’t...
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Fool To Cry by Mr Alfred Muggins
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At difficult times of tiredness or exhaustion, or just mild depression, Muggins was one of those people who would take refuge in music. It kept him...
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Stone Age Taliban Biscuits, From Before The Age Of Sugar! by Alfred N.Muggins
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Of course the Taliban never had access to Caribbean sugar, being landlocked in a mountainous country, but even if they had had sugar they would...
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Saint Patrick's Day (17/3/21) : Part 4 : In Which Mr Muggins Digs An Even Deeper Hole For Himself by Mr A.N.Muggins
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(only read this section if you are genuinely open minded and don’t mind playing about with things like borders and political or national identity etc...
There's A New Biscuit In Town! (Called The Taliban Biscuit!) by Alfred N.Muggins
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Now at the end of August (or the middle of September) there’s a new biscuit in town! Taliban have taken over pretty much the whole of Afghanistan by...
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