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red flags

red flags are all s/he saw when the shit started to hit the fan another love gone down the drain when said significant other started to pull the same ol’ bullshit---

the uptight american

most will blame the uptight american anus (oops, did i say “anus?”) on the fact that the empire was formed by rich white puritans who were scared of their

ted

um, certainly for those of us who think that there are millions of “ted’s” out there, brandishing their guns in the wilderness shooting off rounds like it was going out of fashion &

the unplanned agony

after years of working & raising the kids, whom both adopted, ended up with problems that came from undisclosed heredity, the two had put aside a nest egg, as so many did

gregarious garments

uniting farcical flocks all over the world, gregarious garments, talismans & little good luck charms required by religions to ward off “evil spirits,” to separate man

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