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I have 70 stories published in
2 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 58588 times
and 24 of my stories have been cherry picked.
My stories
Humbling Experience
I went to market yesterday and met a woman who Told me my arse was in the way and would I kindly shoo. I said "Good lady, my sweet arse is small and...
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- 746 reads
Food World
I have a wee suggestion For the future of the Earth To increase my digestion And reduce McDonalds worth I think what would be really great And what...
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- 668 reads
Waste Disposal
There's a man who comes into my house And hides behind the loo, He waits there while I have a dump And photographs my poo. I've told him I don't like...
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- 693 reads
Y... is for 'My Name Is Hypo Chondriac'
This one's for Lu - it's ok mate: she's gone now!
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- 740 reads
Little Drunken Pixie
There's a little drunken pixie Sitting on my garden lawn, Rolling round in merriment And waiting for the dawn, She's laughing at the silly world And...
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- 754 reads