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I have 70 stories published in
2 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 56434 times
and 24 of my stories have been cherry picked.
My stories
Meateater
an old one I just found buried in a drawer.
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- 650 reads
An Anti-Christmas Rant
Baah humbug to Christmas and nuts to Noel I'm sick of the traffic and shopping is Hell The glittery tinsel gets right up my nose And so do the cards...
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- 784 reads
Dave The Sailor
In a little green boat on the crest of a wave Sat a man in a coat who's first name was Dave. Dave was a sailor, a man of the sea, He had a loud...
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- 849 reads
N... Cats Belong In Ovens
"Cats belong in ovens" My Granny used to say, And so she'd bake or boil one Every single day. Tom cats were her favourite She was partial too to...
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- 755 reads
A Foreign Tour
I want to go to Belgium to encounter noble men Who've slept with ugly women for a Belgian-Franc or ten, I want to visit lovely France and eat garlic...
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- 758 reads