Thebighand5
Primary tabs
I have 80 stories published in
7 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 43594 times
and one story has been cherrypicked.
Thomas
My stories
The Scrump Brother's Poem
Mortimer Scrimp was a Drimp, Who always walked with a limp He didn't kinow the meaning of the word:'blimp' And smelt horribly of rotten shrimp. Archibald Scramp wasn't a tramp,
- Read more about The Scrump Brother's Poem
- 2 comments
- Log in to post comments
- 477 reads
The Non-Sensical Adventures of Scrump 5
scrump goes on holiday
- Read more about The Non-Sensical Adventures of Scrump 5
- Log in to post comments
- 359 reads
The Most Profound Revelation of All Time
Happiness is good
- Read more about The Most Profound Revelation of All Time
- Log in to post comments
- 252 reads
The Non-Sensical Adventures of Scrump 4
Scrump knew that his days were numbered, As he 'sweated it out' in a pollice interrogation room, he relised that he was too non-swensical to remain amoung the ordinary folk.
- Read more about The Non-Sensical Adventures of Scrump 4
- Log in to post comments
- 359 reads
The Non-Sensical Adventures of Scrump 3
The police pursued him like a dog chasing a weasel. "Come back here or we'll send you back to the bee hive!" "No!" Screamed Scrump "Don't make me go back there, my skin is already MESSED UP!"
- Read more about The Non-Sensical Adventures of Scrump 3
- 1 comment
- Log in to post comments
- 475 reads