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StoryA Weekend with Jeremy Schwartz. Mexico City, 1980 Thebighand514 years 4 months ago
StoryThe Gospel According to Dave Chapter 1 Thebighand505 years 1 month ago
StoryOnce Bitten, Twice Shy Thebighand505 years 1 month ago
StoryTHE RETURN of Scrump Thebighand505 years 2 months ago
StoryA Weekend With Otto Von Bismark Thebighand505 years 2 months ago
StorySailing to Byzantium Thebighand509 years 4 months ago
StoryThe argument with a chap who thinks everyone is a clock: Part 2 Thebighand5010 years 3 months ago
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StoryA weekend with Elizabeth River Thebighand5010 years 4 months ago
StoryThe mysterious ballad of the irritating man who thinks he knows people Part 1 Thebighand5010 years 7 months ago
StoryA Weekend with Vladimir Putin Thebighand5210 years 7 months ago
StoryThe Story of Terry Dactile Vol. 1 Thebighand5010 years 8 months ago
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StoryTypical Thebighand5010 years 9 months ago
StoryThe Story of Terry Dactile Vol. 2 Thebighand5010 years 9 months ago
CollectionScrimp's Magical Face: The Trilogy Thebighand5011 years 1 month ago
StoryIf love was a hill then my love for you would be a mountain Thebighand5011 years 1 month ago
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A Weekend with Jeremy Schwartz. Mexico City, 1980

By Thebighand5 on Sat, 25 Jul 2020

A fire crackled warmly in the fireplace. Jeremy and I sat on armchairs. Jeremy started humming contentedly. I sank back into my chair, reading the...
Humour
Story
Certificate PG

The Gospel According to Dave Chapter 1

By Thebighand5 on Sat, 19 Oct 2019

1 I liked Jesus. He did some good things and was a decent bloke. I met his family who I found rather smug. 2 You'd think they were gods or something...
Spiritual
Non-fiction
Certificate U

Once Bitten, Twice Shy

By Thebighand5 on Mon, 07 Oct 2019

The weight it is on me The wolf's at my door The wieight never felt quite this heavy before Been there all my life through my losses and gains Once...
Autobiography
Poem
Certificate PG
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A Weekend With Otto Von Bismark

By Thebighand5 on Tue, 01 Oct 2019

“It was awfully nice of you to invite me to your holiday home Otto Von Bismark!” Said Otto Von Bismark. “I’m not Otto Von Biskmark” said some guy who...
Historical Fiction
Story
Certificate U

THE RETURN of Scrump

By Thebighand5 on Tue, 01 Oct 2019

“Well... I’m afraid to say it’s been long long time since that day when I feverishly devoured my brothers” Scrump scrimped as doctor then! listened...
Surreal
Story
Certificate 18
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