Thebighand5

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I have 80 stories published in 7 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 43756 times and one story has been cherrypicked.

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My stories

My Weekend With Theodore Roosevelt

"Arn't you that guy?" I inquired. "Which guy?" He inquired "You know, that guy in the wheelchair" "No, that was my father, Franklin" "But he was born...

The Story of Terry Dactile Vol. 2

Terry was strolling down the street when he saw the incontinent phantom moaning horribly and urinating on the pavement. "Would you please stop making...

The Story of Terry Dactile Vol. 1

Terry Dactile is ordinary sort of chap. However, he has the wings of the Jurrasic beast, to which his name has similarities, which is inconvenient...

Tax Returns 3 I've got the 'Greens'.

Hey did you see what i did there i took a common slang word meaning im as bit depressed and substituted it for a different coliur i know its not particually clever its particually obnoxious but there

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