Miss Cleavage I.P.
By threeleafshamrock
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/cholder68/496923789/in/set-72157600211863193/
Who dear...oh yes, I see but are you sure it’s me?
It must be just a simple case of mistaken I.D.
Yes, I agree, I think it is an absolute disgrace;
all the muck these young girls seem to put upon their face.
Her dress? Ah yes; but I think it’s...a lovely shade of pink
Oh now, your being silly; I was simply trying to blink
I always have – since very young – blinked one eye at a time
and licking my lips, I think, hardly constitutes a crime.
Maybe, it’s that I remind her of someone she knows
No, I don’t think her grandfather would approve her clothes
But the weather is warm, in a way it makes sense
I’d say pretty average; don’t know about immense
Well really, there’s no need for that now at all;
screaming in public, that my penis is very small.
You don’t hear me shouting about your liposuctioned butt
or that you’ve had a belly-tuck on your flab infused gut
OK, I admit it; she’s got beautiful big tits,
while yours, are what’s known by the Yanks as two ‘Zits’.
Yea; pimples, fried eggs or spots...take your pick
and by the way, you’re as wrinkled as a skin-divers’ dick!
If you must really know, I met that girl last night
her big tits are so solid and her minge is air tight.
So piss off you jealous and cranky old goat!
Hang on, ‘young Miss cleavage; I’ll just get my coat....
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Shame on you threeleaf.
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Naughty, but nice !!!.
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This verse especially made
k.
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You're a funny man 3leaf.
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A hilarious poem to brighten
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