What's in it for me?

By johngammyleg

Tue, 17 Nov 2009
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I ain't gonna pay no fees,
Tell that to the birds and bees,
Everything on the internet is free,
What's in it for me?

Why should I make a donation?
You got ideas above your station.
Who cares about AB fucking C?
What's in it for me?

I ain't even gonna click no ads,
Why would I be so mad?
I got things to do and people to see,
What's in it for me?

I ain't gonna do nuffink for nobody,
Nobody never does nuffink for me,
Go away and let me be,
Who cares about AB fucking C?

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Comments

Submitted by tcook on
Charming.

Submitted by Lady-Bathsheba on
Great Poem Great rhyming :) and you obviously do care enough to write such a sharp and funny poem :)

Submitted by angel-from-hell on
Who cares about AB fucking C? you do punk!!

Submitted by Ewan on
Very droll. Aren't you lucky TC hasn't booted you off the site? Part of what makes ABC worth paying for, the fantastic tolerance towards any and all, I feel. Of course, I might reveal that I suspect the hand of Footsie in this post.

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Submitted by chuck on
I for one appreciate laicamae's frankness and look forward to more contributions.

Submitted by Hal 9000 on
Laicamae, Please write a poem called, "Spoilt Brat", I think you have the perfect qualifications to make it something special.