Saucy (IP)

“Hi, my name is Saucy”.

“Saucy? That’s an unusual name. Is your first name Tom, as in Tom-ato. R.O.F.L”.

“No. It’s not Tom-ato. Saucy is short for Sorceress and if you don’t stop R.O.F.L-ing then you’ll soon be H.A.C-ing”.

“H.A.C.-ing? What does that..ribbit! ribbit!”.

“Hopping about croaking ofcourse. L.O.L”.

“Ribbit! Ribbit!”

“Now, all you need to do to turn back into a human is to kiss a beautiful young maiden. Luckilly, I happen to know a beautiful young maiden”.

“Ribbit?”

“What do you mean who? Me, ofcourse. I just hope cyberkisses work like real kisses”.

“Ribbit! Ribb.. oh I’m glad I’m back to normal. It’s really hard to type with webbed feet you know. BTW, my names Wizzy”.

“Wizz…ribbit! Ribbit!”.

“It’s short for Wizard. L.O.L”.