'a could murder a pie!' ..

Hiya pal.
How are you
What you makin',
Is that stew?

Great big fat thick bits o' rump.
Tatties on the stove, an' a puddin' made wi' love.
Mmmm, how scrummy, it aw smells but, no' fur me, or ma waistline swells.

I usually, definately have a problem wi' food.
If a ever ate the things a crave, it puts me in a mood!

Grapes n carrots, porridge withoot sugar.
Soya milk, cereal, water-filled fruit.
Pass right by the chippie, sniffin' at the air.
Fishin' oot an apple in ma pocket, huh, a don't care.

It really IS what a like to eat.

Yum yum, not ..