Alphabet Fun-Each new sentence begins with the next letter a-b-c-etc

"These are the wanderings of the Starship Irrelevant, its mission, no one seems to know, or care, they travel aimlessly, avoiding traffic lights, seeking places to eat, running like hell, when they encounter restrooms, where everyone seems to have gone before, and in general, have nothing to contribute whatsoever, to the overall quality of life, for the life forms they encounter."
"Alien ship, approaching."
"Blast it all, contact the captain."
"Captain to the bridge."
"Did you press the intercom button?"
"Even if I did, would it make a difference?"
"Fix it did, I."
"Good, problems you seek none."
" Hoda, you talk funny?"
"I'm here."
"Just in time. Captain, alien ship approaching."
"How did you figure that out?"
"Ignoramus picked it up on the scanner thingy."
"Just checking."
" Kind of you to ask though."
"Let me do the thinking Ignoramus."
"My touchy, you sound."
"Not you to Hoda?"
"Okay, I'll just shut up then."
"Please do."
"Questions anyone?"
"Really now, questions?"
"Shazbat, they're arming weapons."
"Then get us out of here."
"Unless you say otherwise."
"Viva La Vida"
"What are you waiting for?"
"xebec, off we go."
"You ready for this?"
"Zooooom, warped engines engaged, they are."