BEST DAYS OF YOUR LIFE?

Christ, hen. You're big for a lassie. I dinny think it's right that a lassie be so tall. The man was first, sweetheart. No one will ever fancy you. Oh my god!You are such a boy! Ha ha! Can I ask you something, Emily? Do you have a penis? They were saying that you look like a man but I said you don't. Tell me the truth. Do you think I look like a man? Ah! A woman with balls. I like that. Man not a girl! Man not a girl! Emily, you're such a man. God, you're really strong. You're a big lassie. Emily is playing that role; the part would usually be played by a man. Nae tits! You've got nae tits! She is such a man. Do you like being so tall? I would love to be your height. A tall girl should never wear heels. You know how some girls can just look too tall? You obviously like your food. Can't you just play a scene from 'Friends' in your head when people pass comment about what you look like? Did no one pick you, Emily? Don't worry I'll dance with you. Thanks Mr Smith. But you're lovely! You're so funny. You're like a female Chandler. Did you actually think that I'd ever fancy you? Do that impression again, Emily, listen to this, it's well funny. She-Man. You're so fuckin' ugly! My God! What height are you? Bloody hell. It's not a compliment, doll. You're really brave to play that part. Not many women would take it on. How many tablets did you take? Do you know what would happen to you if you overdosed? You could be a model. Bella! Bella! You have to admit, Emily's a fine looking woman. You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. Excuse me, sir. Let the man passed. Oh god sorry! I didn't realise you were a lassie. Sorry, mate. I think you're gorgeous. Look, you're gorgeous. You have poise, style and intelligence. I've never felt like this with anyone. This is different. When you're happy, you sparkle. Your aggressiveness is unattractive. You're like Bette Davis. I don't think you understand what I'm saying! You're nothing but a woman to me. Have you been cutting yourself? That's an aggressive cat you've got. I've never met anyone who can do what you do. Your voice is your power. You haven't cut yourself have you? Have you?

If you were so ugly how would it have been possible to make someone so beautiful?