The Rules Of The Game

By well-wisher

Thu, 15 Mar 2018
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Theresa: It was Colonel Mustard gas on the park bench with the novichok. I win.
Jeremy: But aren't we supposed to look inside the envelope to see if you're right.
Tories: Boo! Hiss! Disgraceful!
Ben Bradshaw: Can I assure the Prime Minister that many of us on this side think you don't need to open the envelope.
Jeremy: But its the rules of the game. I'm just sticking to the rules.
Theresa shows off her union jack underpants.
Theresa: This is not about rules. It's about the culpability of Colonel Mustard. So I win.
Jeremy: But you need to prove that Colonel Mustard is to blam-aaaarghh
Ben Bradshaw picks up cluedo dagger and stabs Corbyn viciously in the back with it.
Jeremy: Sigh!
Russian Oligarch to Jeremy: You think you're being stabbed in the back. The Tories used to be our best mates.

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Submitted by David Kirtley on

Nice piece of pantomime satire!

Submitted by well-wisher on

Thanks, David. Pantomime is just what alot of what goes on in the house of commons looks like to me with Theresa May as pantomime dame. 

But I think that Theresa May is hoping, as Thatcher did with the Falklands, that she'll be seen as a national heroine.

Perhaps the Tories have got the idea that it will go down well with the Brexit voters seeing Britain stand up to Russia, remind them of Britains glory days.

Oh look, a link. I wonder where it leads.

JoHn

Submitted by Di_Hard on

You are SO CLEVER. How someone can write gentle children's rhymes and brilliant, cutting  satire amazes me.

Speaking as someone who at 52 has NEVER  won at Cluedo (not very bright) am surprised no one is interested in what other game pieces might gain. Even I would have waited a bit longer, been a bit more suspicious? What does Russia have to gain? Unless you count putting off future double agents. Is that really enough to justify this backlash?  Putin is not a good guy but he's not stupid, he's very cunning. Was this a cunning move for Russia? or someone else if Russia  gets the blame?