Words, silly

By L G Meadows

Childrens poetry and silly thoughts that chase around my brain.

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Dragon Diminished

By L G Meadows on Mon, 07 Mar 2011

Dragons and knights, bold!
Children's
Certificate U

A Busy Day

By L G Meadows on Wed, 29 Jun 2011

I watched the grass grow in the garden Ants scurry in a queue I watched butterflies on flowers Drinking up the dew I saw a snail on the wall The leaves upon the path And in a smallish puddle
Humour
Poem
Certificate U

Cloud Warning

By L G Meadows on Fri, 22 Jul 2011

Cloud You cannot rain on my day Sending us running for cover Making the charcoal go out You can sit there looking grey And menacing but- You cannot dissolve! I forbid it
Humour
Poem
Certificate U

A Waste of Rhyme

By L G Meadows on Wed, 22 Jun 2011

Is it a beautiful waste of time To write a rhyme? The cat sat on the mat But before I go I want to know Was it the cat in the hat?
Humour
Poem
Certificate U

Come Talk to Me

By L G Meadows on Wed, 14 Mar 2012

Come walk with me and talk with me Of cabbages and kings Because like another author I’m in the mood for silly things I want to know if dandelions Should be made into butter
Humour
Poem
Certificate U

If I Were These

By L G Meadows on Mon, 07 Mar 2011

If I were a crocodile I’d eat marshmallows Not white fluffy poodles Those poor little fellows. If I were a zebra I’d run on the plains Out running the lions And ruffle their manes.
Children's
Story
Certificate U
Cherry

Unruly Words

By L G Meadows on Mon, 04 Apr 2011

I haven’t yet WHACK! Quite got it right WHACK! That word won’t fit WHACK! Puttin up a fight! I know it should BAM! Go into place BAM! It needs encouragement BAM!
Miscellaneous
Poem
Certificate U

I Ain't Writing

By L G Meadows on Sat, 21 May 2011

What? Write a poem? I don’t know nothing about writing no poem Yeah, I been hearing what you say But- assonance and consonance Oh, don’t make me feel like a dunce Dactyl, spondee? No siree
Humour
Certificate U

The Infamous Gallump

By L G Meadows on Sun, 21 Aug 2011

The Gallump Has quite a hump But his nose Looks like a lump He has a crest Like a quails And a tail like a snails Now his feet Are really neat But to count them Would take a week
Children's
Poem
Certificate U
Cherry

Ten Things I'd Change About Me- or , Oh, to be Average (IP)

By L G Meadows on Mon, 22 Aug 2011

TEN THINGS I’D CHANGE ABOUT ME There aren’t too many things I’d change about me but I will give it a try:
Humour
Other
Certificate U

Silly O'Clock

By L G Meadows on Thu, 01 Sep 2011

What time do you want to get up? What’s that you say? Silly o’clock? Ohhhhh, I’d not do that if I were you Funny things happen when you do! You’ve not heard? Oh I must say
Humour
Poem
Certificate U
Cherry

Strange Places From a Strange Person IP ( again)

By L G Meadows on Thu, 08 Sep 2011

Step right up, step right up Come see the sights You will be amazed Terror, romance, fantasy It’s all there folks That’s right, come right in Watch your step and keep together
Humour
Poem
Certificate U

Important BOLO: Punctuation

By L G Meadows on Tue, 13 Sep 2011

MISSING! Punctuation Also known as commas and full stops As well as other common aliases Can be seen in the literature and correspondence Often known to hang around with capital letters
Crime
Certificate U

Temptation

By L G Meadows on Fri, 30 Sep 2011

You are temptation on two legs An egg whisk in my thoughts A roller coaster ride Mainly in the dark You are an itch on my back That won’t go away The sun in my eyes On a bright sunny day
Romance
Poem
Certificate U

Pedant Time (IP)

By L G Meadows on Sun, 02 Oct 2011

Pardon, you want to know the exact time The exact time where? You have to be more exact In China, Peru, Nova Scotia? And seconds fly by The exact time now Is not the exact time- now
Miscellaneous
Poem
Certificate U

You're to Blame

By L G Meadows on Wed, 19 Oct 2011

If only I had a crystal ball To know what tomorrow brings I wouldn’t have a broken heart Among some other things I’d not had those measles Or that horrible swine flu
Humour
Poem
Certificate U

Sneaky Feet

By L G Meadows on Tue, 22 Nov 2011

If you want to sneak Don’t use elephant feet They’re not very sleek And pound out a beat The feet of a gazelle Might work quite well If they start to jump They might make a thump
Children's
Poem
Certificate U

Me Jealous? Never! (IP)

By L G Meadows on Tue, 20 Mar 2012

What makes you think I am jealous of you?
Humour
Story
Certificate U

English If You Please

By L G Meadows on Wed, 18 Jan 2017

England is a constitutional monarchy It works like this don't you see They have heirs and spares They're not going anywhere England is a...
Poem
Certificate PG

Growing Old Disgracefully

By L G Meadows on Wed, 24 Jan 2018

Beware, beware the claws of time That sags your bosom and gives you lines Achy hips and creaky knees Cross your legs when you sneeze Dodgy memory,...
Humour
Poem
Certificate PG

Animal House

By L G Meadows on Sun, 25 Feb 2018

I've got opossums under the pillows Bears under the bed Wallabies in the windows It's doing in my head! I have llamas in the living room Bats in the...
Children's
Poem
Certificate PG