Oh, boy ..

How handsome you are, my pride and joy
I'm so glad you are my son.

When you were wee
Silly me, Dee
worried these feelings would be gone.

You turned yourself around, into a business man.
From a council house environment, lots of money in your hands.

Well done, laddie, good job there.
Will you buy me a Prada wheelchair, when l've got grey hair ..