Falling from Grace (How to fall out of a shower)

as the steaming water
refreshed my parts
i reached a little
too far

ass over tit is the expression
and it lived up to it's name
i seemed to arc in an impression
of grace

as i took to the air
my only thought was
where i would land

the shower rail was my first possible
saviour
but it too wanted to fall from grace
and it followed me on my descent

a video would have caught me in all
my glory
a slow motion replay might have
added some finess

as i plummetted over the bath
and towards a tiled floor
i didn't have time to
think about how i looked

although i seemed to make time
to swear
as mrs-t would testify

her version of the tale
involves banging and swearing
simultaneous at first

then the swearing took central stage
as my naked form
plus shower curtain
lay there

still wondering how it got there

the tiles felt cold
and it was a relief to stop moving
through the air