Lager, Lager, Lager. Mega, Mega...

'Excuse me, I don't wish to interfere,
But the lady in the stripey sweater
Just gone and legged it with a crate of beer
I thought that to tell you would be better.'
'What? Who? How's that, my dear? I'm on my break.
That's not right, they done it behind my back.
Are you okay, and just what did they take?
A woman? Did you say that she was black?'
'She was dressed much like Dennis the Menace,
Though with a shade of the dealer in crack.
I couldn't tell you what lager it was.
And no, I did not say that; She was WHITE.'
'Oh Jesus Christ, Thank you for telling us.
She'll be off now drinking her loot on't bus.'