An Animal's Attack
By randy-johnson
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Last year I was attacked by a fierce animal.
I shot it but the bullet only grazed its skull.
I began to pray because I knew I'd be harmed.
That creature severed one of my legs and my arms.
The creature that attacked me was a ferocious tiger.
A woman drove up and luckily I was saved by her.
The lady's car scared the tiger and it ran from fright.
If she hadn't drove up, I would've died that night.
The tiger that maimed me had escaped from the zoo.
I fell in love with that woman and she loves me too.
When I was escorted to the Emergency Room, I had to be carried.
Even though I'm deformed, she loves me and we're getting married.
(This is a fictional poem)
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This made me laugh so much -
This made me laugh so much - it's a really good fun poem with a few hidden messages, like don't knock women, accusing them of frightful driving; if there's any truth in it, it could come in handy one day. And just because you get an arm and a leg bitten off by a passing tiger, there's love out there for you. Very much enjoyed the read. I think it's the best thing I've read all week.
Gorgeous photo, by the way.
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