Santa the Fat Lad

By threeleafshamrock

Sun, 27 Dec 2009
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There once was a fat lad called Santa
who was fond of the whiskey decanta.
after raiding the shelves,
he'd screw half the elves,
then watch the football on Setanta

Certificate 15
Poem
Humorous Ramblings
Humour

Comments

Submitted by MistakenMagic on
Nice one Chris ;) Hope you had a great Christmas! Magic xxx

 

Submitted by threeleafshamrock on
Hi Magic, I had a very busy one. It's all about the kids really at this stage, so it is pandemonium in this house. Hope you also managed to have a nice Christmas. I'm sure that you had mixed feelings but your first 'legal' Christmas, should be fun. Chris XXXX ;)