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StoryWee doll .. denni1312 years 6 months ago
StoryEssex Blokes Rigel2712 years 6 months ago
StoryButcher Boy ( Extra Bits - Mellow Maisy) jolono812 years 6 months ago
StoryOnitsuka Tigers and Duck F**king Outside The Cafe Rouge fatboy745012 years 6 months ago
StoryPearly Queen .. denni1212 years 6 months ago
StoryWords without Song john_king212 years 6 months ago
StoryOne lump or two .. denni1212 years 6 months ago
StoryHe's a "He'll dae .." denni1512 years 6 months ago
StoryGeiza/Needa job .. denni1412 years 7 months ago
Forum topicWhat kind of comedy do you like? well-wisher1712 years 7 months ago
StoryTwo Kids And A Mortgage To Feed bonzo912 years 7 months ago
StoryScrew tops .. denni1512 years 7 months ago

My stories

Chas n Dave ..

Look how big my rabbit's gettin'

"Tickets, please" ..

We have a full house tonight. Tickets are over a hundred quid. Every seat in the place it taken.

All in a days work ..

I clocked him as he staggered through the side entrance. Usual suspect. Thin with translucent, shiny skin. Brown, rotting teeth with gappy spaces.

We ALL turn away ..

'Stand still, shut yer mouth', l heard the mother say. She was one of those sulking females who lived with anger every day.

Sssssshhhhhh ..

I feel absolutely livid towards the folk who rustle and crunch. Happens regularly at the theatre, or at a table, eating lunch. They have no regards for other folk who like some peace and quiet.

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