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I have 80 stories published in
7 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 50300 times
and one story has been cherrypicked.
Thomas
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Sailing to Byzantium
Sailing to Byzantium across the bospherous Past all the lovley houses of the rich and prosperous They've got lots of money but they don't give a toss...
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The argument with a chap who thinks everyone is a clock: Part 2
[John Smith settled into his armchair, thinking about the afternoon’s events. Scrimp has slouched off home after a brief argument and he felt that he...
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The argument with a chap who thinks everyone is a clock: Part 1
Man 2: "So, I believe you're a clock, my dear clock-y chap" Man 1: "I assure you, I ain't!" Man 2: "But when I gaze upon your face, I hear a quiet...
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A weekend with Elizabeth River
Me and Elizabeth strolled down the promenade outside Monte Carlo Casino whistling in a joyful fashion. "Dear Elizabeth, doth you go to the resteraunt...
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The mysterious ballad of the irritating man who thinks he knows people Part 1
It was a dark Saturday night, when a drunken man drunkenly crashed his way into 10 Downing street. He wore a ragged pitstiped suit and held an open...
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