Reservoir Christians
By mallisle
A Christian community out in the country near a reservoir. Barking mad but with miraculous powers.
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Growing Old Disgracefully 21
"Are we going to visit Roy?" asked Mikey. "it's not Roy," said Mark. "It's Mr. Bundy. Would you call your teacher at school by his first name?" "No...
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Growing Old Disgracefully 22
Mark was woken at 3 o' clock in the morning by a loud noise. "Is that an earthquake?" asked Julie. "No Dear. Remember why we moved to the downstairs...
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Piddledon Farm 9
"Jen, by the time you hear this, I'll be dead. I'm driving my car over the cliffs into the sea tonight, and it's all thanks to you, it's all your fault, you are to blame."
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Piddledon Farm 10
"Would you like another drink?" asked the reporter. "Yes," said Keith. The reporter went to the bar and returned with two more pints of lager. "Keith, what exactly is brainwashing?"
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Piddledon Farm 11
That evening, the girls on the farm decided to have a prayer meeting. They gathered in the lounge. "I want us to pray for husbands," said Hazel. "...
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Growing Old Disgracefully 23
It was a Tuesday night meeting. "The situation has become very critical," said Pastor David. "We carried out a survey recently. The average age of...
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Growing Old 24 - The Trip to Weedon Reservoir
"Tony Fish Face," said Mikey. "Hello Mikey." "You didn't tell us that you were coming to Weedon Reservior. Thereasa Bates should have been informed...
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Growing Old 25 - The International Christian Centre
Stanley was invited to tea with James and Jenny and their two children. He rang the door bell that played a happy tune. James opened the front door...
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Revival - The Journalist's Visit 13
Hope Village Community Church had finally found someone who would go to the pub in order to make friends with people. It was always looking for new...
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Revival - Sex Cult Suicide 14
James couldn’t get used to Stephanie’s old electric scooter. He drove it around the garden. He reversed into a plant pot, flew the other way and...
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Revival - Come and Be Healed 15
Wendy went to see her grandmother in hospital. “Hello Grandma.” “Hello Wendy, how are you?” “I’m fine, Grandma. How are you?” Grandma looked down at...
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Revival - World Revival 16
Isaac stood on the stage at Hillsborough Stadium. “I have been asked to sign the meeting today for the deaf people. I only know one sign.” Isaac made...
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New Leader 17
The Saturday night cell group met in the community centre in Lostwoods which had boarded up windows. Pastor David, his wife Sarah and Mikey had...
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New Leader 18
"This weekend is community weekend," said Pastor David to the people who were gathered with him in the front room of Piddledon Farm for a Saturday...
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New Leader 19
Sarah was in a total panic. The church were all in a hotel together. It was the Superapostolic Weekend. "Darling," she said to Pastor David, "we...
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Wild Goose Chase 2
Boris and Galina had a youth meeting at their farmhouse on Thursday night. In the small lounge downstairs there was a prayer meeting. Matthew and his...
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Wild Goose Chase 3
The vicar of the Anglican Church in Piddledon knocked on the door of the farmhouse. Pastor Boris opened the door. "I've heard that Christians in...
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Wild Goose Chase 1
Tony and Debbie drove to Piddledon in their quirky little blue car. They parked beside one of the six houses on the main street, if you could...
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Wild Goose Chase 4
Pastor David was reading his Facebook page. Someone had posted the following message. "I would like to come and visit your church but have heard many...
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Peculiar People 12a
"We've bought an old farm house," said Simon excitedly, to the friends he and his wife, Cynthia, were sitting next to in the church hall that Boris...
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Last Ever Episode 26
Mikey was sitting in the cafe at the International Christian Centre with a cup of coffee. He saw the old people from the farm come in, some on...
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The Witts End Evangelism Campaign 20
"I want to buy the farm at Piddledon and turn it into a Christian Conference Centre," said Rufus. The comment was met by varying degrees of shock and...
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I Called My Son Samuel 5
The Christians had gone to Gary's house one Sunday night for the Bible study group. Gary was sitting in the armchair in his living room drinking a...
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I Called My Son Samuel 6
"We're not going to baptise your son," said Barry. "He's five years old. He wouldn't understand," said James. "What does he need to understand?"...
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I Called My Son Samuel 7
At Samuel's secondary school the boys were going into the changing rooms. One of the girls came up to them. "Hello. I'm seventeen years old, I was...
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I Called My Son Samuel 8
The children from Sammy's school were all in the bus station. It was quarter to four. Lessons had finished for the day. Toffer, Sweaty, Big Beef and...
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The Ambulance Chaser 12(b)
Neil called at his local branch of St John Ambulance. There was a big garage down a back lane where the ambulances were kept. "I heard you're selling...
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Money Made Man Mad 1
Matthew Ellis was watching television on the big desktop computer in the dining room. A voice boomed over the tiny but powerful loudspeakers. "Hello...
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Money Made Man Mad 2
Gary Johnson sat in the lounge of the community house called Peculiar People thumbing through a copy of Operation World. "I want to go somewhere that...
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Money Made Man Mad 3
Gary picked up the letter that the postman had left under the windscreen wiper of the bright green van that was the location of his business. The...
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Special Permission
The congregation sat in the main hall in the International Chistian Centre in Piddledon Newtown. There were about a hundred of them. "We have decided...
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The Curse of Ichabod
Pastor Boris stood behind the lectern at the front of the church and read from the big black Bible into the black microphone that was on a tall black...
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The iTablet
Pastor Boris was preaching on a Sunday morning. "The rich young man went away sad because he had great wealth. Will you go away sad today? Will you...
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Animal Magic
Pastor David sat in a room with the other leaders of the church. They were having Sunday breakfast together. "I haven't got time to preach any...
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Covid 19 Youtube(1)
The inhabitants of Piddledon Farm sat in a huge lounge looking at a 45 inch projector screen. The curtains were drawn so that they sat in almost...
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Covid 19 Youtube(2)
This was Sally's choice of film. It was Friday night. The curtains were drawn again. The screen was up. The crisps and sweets were on the coffee...
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Do You Think I'm Eccentric?
Pastor Boris stood behind the microphone in front of the big screen at the International Christian Centre on a Sunday morning. Magnus was sitting...
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Baa Baa Green Sheep
In the lounge at Piddledon Farm, one of several tablets that had been bought for £49.99 was standing against a biscuit barrel, an affordable form of...
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The Book of the Law is Found
Pastor Boris was standing in front of the church on a Sunday morning. He had a home made type written folder in his hand. "When King Josiah sent the...
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The Lord Said Go North 1
Pastor Boris stood in front of the group of male conscripts who had come to the big conference room at Piddledon Newtown Community Centre to be...
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The Lord Said Go North 2
The next day Matthew and Gary travelled to the community house in Birmingham. They joined a meeting that was discussing the setting up of an...
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The Lord Says Go North 3
Gary and Matthew arrived at the community house in Glasgow. They sat in the kitchen with their suitcases, drinking two cups of coffee, with Gerald...
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The Lord Said Go North 4
Gary and Matthew sat on some old chairs on the bare concrete floor of their living room. Barnabas sat with them. "The Lord has called me to join your...
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The Lord Said Go North 5
Back at the flat on Saturday evening, Matthew put all the sausages and burgers under the huge grill in the electric cooker. One of the guests arrived...
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When I Grow Up I Want to be a Martyr
Maria sat in the kitchen alone with Tina. Tina was 10 years old. She had been chosen for this important task as she was one of the brightest and most...
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My Son Josiah 1
Matthew was driving to the church leaders' meeting at Piddledon Farm. He passed a child on a tricycle. "This is a very dangerous road," said Matthew...
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My Son Josiah 2
Outside an African airport in the country of Bugalug a group of people stood at a bus stop. "What time is the bus due?" asked a man in his 20s who...
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