How much is ‘at Pit Bull inna winda?

How much is ‘at doggie inna winda Miss?
The one wiv the waggerly tail;
Stan’in beside the one ‘ats havin’ a piss!
I do ‘ope ‘at doggy’s fer sale!

Me dad’s says he’s off to California
And leavin’me and mum ‘ere in bits
But he’s really ‘eadin’ for Estonia
Wiv the bird ‘lives upstairs wiv big tits

How much is ‘at doggie inna winda Miss?
The one wiv the waggerly tail;
Stan’in beside the one ‘ats havin’ a piss!
I do ‘ope ‘at doggy’s fer sale!

I ‘eard them Pit Bulls is good for robbers
When ‘ay shine ‘eir flashlights inna dark
And the next time he’s poppin’ up ta screw ‘er
I want somefing that’ll do more than bark

I don’t wanna king Charles or a schnauzer
Or one what will just make him cough
I want one ‘ats gonna chew his trouser
An’ ‘opefully tear his balls off

How much is ‘at doggie inna winda Miss?
The one wiv the waggerly tail;
Stan’in beside the one ‘ats havin’ a piss!
I do ‘ope ‘at doggy’s fer sale!