Trains
By shades
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We are sorry to inform you,
But the cancellation’s due to,
The weather being too hot,
And it’s snowing quite a lot,
There’s a curry on the track,
The driver’s hurt his back,
There are hailstones in my hair,
There’s a radioactive glare,
The tracks have stretched a bit,
Our controllers had a fit,
The tunnels are too dirty,
And the staff are getting shirty,
Someone’s fused a socket,
There’s a rodent in my pocket,
The lighting is too bright,
It’s too dark to work at night,
There’s a busker on the train,
And a chance it’s gonna rain,
The trains are far too cold,
And the stations are too old,
There’s a bag on platform four,
Someone’s coat’s stuck in the door,
There’s a national strike today,
And a walkout over pay,
There’s a security alert,
And I’ve beer stains on my shirt,
It’s just one of those days,
So please expect delays.
©RS2011
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There’s a curry on the
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Loved it, brought back loads
David Maidment
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PS I forgot to mention that
David Maidment
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Brilliant - as a (happily no
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new shades Really enjoyed
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