"Till number five please" ..

Is it only just me but when l go into a bank.
I have to wait forever for a teller who looks blank.
They wear these little badges am l ten out of ten ?
But truthfully, l struggle to think of giving any a one.

It's us who pay their wages therefore, why so long a queue?
Remain calm,
Don't fidget,
Reading pamphlets is what l do.

Maybe in the future we should stash away our dough.
And all those dull, grim faces will regret not saying "Hello"