Office Jargon
By shades
Wed, 23 May 2012
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It’s an all hands meeting,
We can bring it to the table,
Grab it from the business end,
Cut the mustard if we’re able.
If we drive beyond the headlights,
Get our ducks all in a row,
We can quit the cyber slacking,
And this project’s good to go.
The numbers are glass ceiling,
If we keep the powder dry,
All we need is blue sky thinking,
And an eye upon the sky.
We’ve put lipstick on a pig,
Hung a bell upon the cat,
Now we’re all on the same page,
It’s like rabbits from a hat.
We should push the whole nine yards,
Getting all our aces used,
It really is that simple,
Now, is anyone confused?
©RS2012
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Loved it, I parked it for a
Loved it, I parked it for a while, let it go down the leg side, good job we were all singing from the same hymn sheet!
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Bingo! Ever played that?
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Bingo! Ever played that? Love the one about driving beyond the headlights. A lot of them actually do! Great!
Parson Thru
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I trust you've read my
I trust you've read my 'Buzzwords' Similar theme but very dated nowadays.
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This is great. Office jargon
This is great. Office jargon is the worst kind...
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