Fan Fic

Fan Fiction (you know, like, stories involving characters from popular TV progs and what-have-you...)

Yes, My Name Is...

"Upsy Daisy!"

Me-me-me-me-me-me!

"One pontipine..."

Confusion at Greendale

"Good morning, Mrs Goggins!"

Superman 12

"Is it...

The List

"Tinky Winky!... Dipsy!... Laa Laa!... Po!"

Fruitless (a parody of 'LazyTown')

"Someone's in trouble," said Fartacus, as he wiped grease from his chin and reluctantly swallowed the last mouthful of the second of three custard...

A Game of Stones

The Very Small Council sat around the table, all eyes fixed upon the small clay bowl in the centre.
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A Game of Cones

Queen Percei and her retinue went out for ice creams.

Choices

That conversation between Neo and Morpheus could have gone a little different...
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Names

'Dangermouse?' said Penfold...

Goldilocks and the Three Parking Spaces

"Someone's parking in my space!" said Goldilocks, as she drove into the Morrison's carpark, the morning after a Big Night Out On The Town. "Ugh?"...

Bruce & Dick - PART 1

“Put on these Skeptacles,” said the Oracle. “They will help you to see the truth of the matter.” “I don’t really think I’m a spectacles kind of guy...

Bruce & Dick - PART 2

The Joker saw his nemesis and his boyfriend (so the rumours went) on the CCTV, standing around having a bit of a chinwag outside the front door to...

Bruce & Dick Enter the Cave

“Gird your loins,” said the Caped Crusader. “We’re going in.” “But wait!,” said the Boy Wonder. “What?” He did up the top button of his fly. “Okay.”...

FG2 - part 1

aka ‘Flash Gordon 2.’ being an unofficial sequel to the 1980 movie, ‘Flash Gordon.’ … 1. In which we revisit the end of ‘Flash Gordon’ and Ming...

FG2 - part 2

READ PART 1 FIRST! ( https://www.abctales.com/story/pepsoid/fg2-part-1 ) ... 13. In which Flash and Zarkov get huffy with one another in a swamp. The...

Alicia and the Hole

It occurred to me this morning that there are too many versions of ‘Alice in Wonderland’ - so here’s another... ... “Come on!,” said Alicia’s friend...

Dr Poo

The time lord stepped out of the Portaloo and consulted his wrist watch. “Well that took longer than expected,” he said.

Game of Moans 1: ‘Queue’

“You know nothing, Jon Snow,” said Post Office Counter Clerk Ygritte, as she printed out the postage label and stuck it on the bastard’s package. “I...

Game of Moans 2: ‘Hair’

“What can you do for me?,” said Queen Cersei, as she sat in the hairdresser’s chair, considering her barnet. “I can’t do anything about that,” said...

Game of Moans 3: ‘Pub’

The Night King’s phone rang. ‘The Wife,’ it said on the screen. He rolled his scary blue eyes and answered it. “Where are you?,” said the Night King’...

A Game of Scones

Queen Percei ordered her cream tea, then sat there all regal like, while she waited for it to arrive. Her cross-dressing brother, Myrion, ordered his...

Game of Moans 4: ‘Stab’

The ‘small package’ that Jon Snow had sent was a dragonglass dagger Construct-a-Kit for his sister, Sansa. Although Sansa wasn’t really his sister,...
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Coconut Porridge

“It means,” said the Oracle, “that you like or desire to eat some coconut porridge.” “But I have never eaten coconut porridge,” said Neo. “Nor did I...