Shots and Shocks

“Do you drink?
“Bit early. Just a quick double.
“Have you been troubled by immoral thoughts?
“No doctor. I rather enjoy them.”
“And now?
“No thanks. Just tea.”
 
“Silence! Will there be Silence!”
“Do you hear voices?
“You don't?
“Since when have you been hearing voices?
“Sorry man I can't hear you.”
 
“The doctor asked me why I drink my bathwater.
When I told her she ate the plug.
“How do you choke on a banana?”
 
“What do they do here all the time?
“That guy crawling around in the flowers is looking for four-leaf clovers.
“The other guy is looking for his marbles.”
 
When you talk to God people call it prayer. When God talks to you they call it
schizophrenia. The problem with paranoia is that sometimes you're wrong.

I'm not so crazy about this place anymore.
 
“Why are we all here? “Because we're not all there!”
“Why aren't we all there? “Because we're all here!

I was vééery sick but I'm múch better noww!