JFK tells a Caribbean joke

Cue picked up, Jack begins his Caribbean theme,
Open ended jest gets the concert hall heaving,
"Mr President, do the local joke again", I scream,
Eying me up, he gives me a big beaming smile,
"Do you really want to hear the Ignatious joke again".
"Yes I do, Mr President and so do these adoring folks".

"Come on Jack, you know you can deliver", smiles Jackie, winking and waving her Chinese fan,
Ogling the crowd,Jack erupts with a cheer.
"Mr Ignatious was one lazy donkey, look green figs he left for Winston to load".
Everybody is folding over as Jack pumps out St.Lucian.
I squeal, "Give it to them, Mr President".
He winks at me and thumps a nearby table.
I collapse into a thousand giggles,
which ricochets around the room, causing a foot stamping explosion.
Winston booms into Ignatious.
"Ignatious, you can keep your bananas, I aint loading a single banana like no dock boy".
Ignatious rolls his eyes,
"Do you want a hungry belly because my eyes are not rolling for nothing"!.