It's A Bad Idea To Beat Up David Banner

I used to be a bully who had really bad manners.
I learned that it's a bad idea to beat up David Banner.
He turned into the Hulk who was green.
It was the scariest thing I've ever seen.
He picked me up and threw me through a door.
I decided then and there not to be a bully anymore.
I was so frightened and it was too much to bear.
After it was over, I had to change my underwear.
The Hulk was so big and frightening that he made  every woman in the room faint.
I later learned that it wasn't the Hulk at all, it was just Lou Ferrigno covered with green paint.

(This poem was inspired by The Incredible Hulk TV show which I'm a big fan of.)