mcmanaman
Primary tabs
My stories
Milkshakes on Wednesdays
tomorrow you will be Batman and I will be Robin. The other customers looked confused at the sight of us in fancy dress lycra
- Read more about Milkshakes on Wednesdays
- Log in to post comments
- 490 reads
I wish I believed in aliens
I wish I didn't find it so implausible that a spaceship could land beside me on Brighton beach
- Read more about I wish I believed in aliens
- 4 comments
- Log in to post comments
- 1220 reads
The Apocalypse
That's why I've been walking up and down the road wearing my The End is Nigh sandwich board
- Read more about The Apocalypse
- 2 comments
- Log in to post comments
- 845 reads
There is something astonishing within you
I had accidentally tripped an electrician down the stairs and now he was in the boot of your car.
- Read more about There is something astonishing within you
- 6 comments
- Log in to post comments
- 1535 reads
Sharing a Jägerbomb
You can share my jumpers sometimes I'll wear your shoes if I need to nip outside to take the bin out
- Read more about Sharing a Jägerbomb
- 1 comment
- Log in to post comments
- 1208 reads