Jonesy

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StoryExtract from Chapter 2 Jonesy011 years 7 months ago
StoryExtract From Chapter One Jonesy011 years 7 months ago
StoryFat Blokes Keep Fallin' On My head Jonesy011 years 7 months ago
StoryElvis Was A Fatso Jonesy011 years 7 months ago
Forum topic"Lapsed" Comparison pepsoid1818 years 5 months ago
Forum topicAnd now, for something totally different. Radio Denver2518 years 5 months ago
Forum topicSeen any good films lately? pepsoid3418 years 6 months ago
Forum topicNo more fish-fingers by Jonesy Silver Spun Sand118 years 7 months ago
Forum topicFish With Everything by Silver Spun Sand tcook218 years 7 months ago
Forum topicPrologue by Jonesy archergirl418 years 7 months ago
Forum topicChewing-gum Tree by Jonesy Silver Spun Sand418 years 8 months ago
Forum topicFA Cup Final. styx918 years 8 months ago
Forum topicA gentleman's request by jonesy tcook518 years 8 months ago
Forum topicNanny by Jonesy sky418 years 8 months ago
Forum topicSven has picked four strikers... bobblehat2023618 years 8 months ago
Forum topicJonesy Cde to Ken Barlow & Elvis was a fatso sky318 years 8 months ago

My stories

Inspiration Point

The gnomes looked busy, but they knew it was only window dressing: The shop was a front for Satan. Always had been.

Fat Blokes Keep Fallin' On My head

Fat blokes keep fallin' on my head If they dont stop quickly pretty soon I will be dead

Chewing Gum Tree

Chewing Gum Tree Just you and me My skin, your stretchy bark.

Smug Delightful Features

Jimmy Nesbitt I think you're shit And I wish you'd go away.

Elvis Was A Fatso

Elvis was a fatso And he had some blue suede shoes But he isn't really dancing anymore. Far too many parties And bananas in his arteries Left him stoned and fat and rigid on the floor.

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