Cuthbert the dinosaur

Long, long ago,
before the invention of Cable TV,
mighty beast roamed the earth,
with brains the size of peas.

Such terrible creatures
ruled their world
with mighty deeds and brave brave acts,
Under a leader named Cuthbert.

Cuthbert the dinosaur
was a gigantic beast.
He could have ruled the world,
if he wasn't a vegetarian.

Veggies are kind and caring creatures,
concerned with the welfare of our planet.
Sadly they gained a rather poor reputation,
when their leader was a T-Rex.

Cuthbert tried his very best
to make others see the error of their ways.
They should not eat other for fun,
but live together in harmony.

Poor old Cuthbert,
a visionary in the wrong age.
For when he tried to turn his friends veggie,
they pelted him with squashed tomatoes.