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So she called me on the weekend,
And I was like,
No way,
Then I was like,
When? and stuff,
And she was like,
Today,
So she was like,
He friended me,
And I was like,
You’re lying,
And she was like,
Just calm down,
And I was like,
I’m trying,
Then I was like,
Well OMG!
And she was like,
The creep,
And I was like
He tweeted too,
And she was like,
That’s cheap,
So I was like,
I’ll call him now,
And she was like,
No text,
Then I was like,
He’s calling me,
Like LOL what next?
So he was like,
All nice and stuff,
And I was like,
We’ll see,
Then I was like,
D’you friend my friend?
And he was like,
Not me,
Then I was like,
You cheated then?
And he was like,
I never,
So he was like,
Let’s talk it through,
And I was like,
WHATEVER!

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