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My stories

Still bad whale song

I done crying all night in my dotage or gouched out on the Japanese bed. Cyprus was lovely but then the ridiculous cliffs and my worst birthday ever. The wine glass eking like the noise of the DC-3 Dakota
Cherry

The Outage

They should not have been so surprised to hear a clank or two and feel a loosening from the crematorium's basement. He sunk through the floor like an old Wurlitzer, is how she phrased it over a glass of Punt E Mes.

Basement

Boats push off to scan the coast and check each gormless buoy. In cagouls and wellies, they trawl the beach for boulder-headed wackos, only finding Reebok Classics, an empty box of Japanese detergent and a bendy-wendy ruler. They lope across acres of rutted earth to test the dreaming cabbage.

The Toddler

Did you do that? Did you do that again? Did you do that a third time? Did you repeatedly do that? Did you ' having known how I felt in myself ' go straight ahead and do that? Did you ' despite what I have said about doing that ' do that?

Gower

oh Sweet Naïve Tourist Board, continue your flabby, short-sighted development plan; let poor facilities send them reeling back to Cornwall ' next year ' for the beachside gastrocaf and no more signposts in the ridiculous language.

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