Stoned

Two goofed beatnix walk along the road, a fighter jet coming over low
bursts into flames “Hey dúde! Dig that crazy pop-up toaster!”
 
Two hippies wasted on the side-walk “What's for dinner dude?”
Wringing his beard with his hands “Leftovers dude.”
 
In an Amazon rain forest standing in the cannibals' pot starting to boil.
As the fire crackled Roy Chuckler was happily grinning
“I'm peeing in their sauce!”
 
Rushing in from the darkening storm building up outside and
with two helicopters overhead Farmer Steyn shouted
“Wife we are in for one hell of a wind even the windmills are blowing away!”
 
An elderly lady stopped by an Irish traffic officer in New-York.
“Ma'am do you realise that you just went through a red light?
“I'm sorry officer. On St Patrick's day éverything looks green to me!”
“Ok. Don't do it again.
 
Table Mountain– Bungee Jumping “How much to jump?
“Jump is free the string is R200.”
 
“I wondered why all those doctors were wearing masks.
“Until I received the accounts.” “His heart attacked him.”